Dear L, What a day! I have to begin by apologising for the over-one-hundred text messages I sent you regarding the torrent of Met Gala 2015 photos which have flooded my . . . everything. I think I could boil it down to the fact that Hailee Steinfeld, Zendaya, and Imogen Poots were flawless.
In the next few weeks I have a decision to make. I can either spend the next four years in London Town, or New York City. I know, first world problems, right? But seeing as that’s the choice, I think I’m allowed to fret over the choice.